The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to count to potato

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!