the ability to darken darkness

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to think with your mind only

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!