The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!