The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of walking on land

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!