The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to have bad luck!

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to Hi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!