The power to die early.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!