The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat edible things.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!