The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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the power of shitting bricks

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to be born.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!