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Are You A Zombie?

  • shit would be useful, mang.

  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.

  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!

  • specifically bears? XD

  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.

  • The power to be blind while closing your eyes

  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.

  • Cool, I can't drown :)

  • that still saves us from infection desises knives drowning old age stds zombie bites

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.

  • this is a really good power this means, among other things, that you cannot catch cold, or could be the best say, boxer in the world

  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!

  • Bet the bank a million dollars you can jump off the empire state building and survive.

  • The Power To Have The Power To Have The Power To Hav..

  • This isn't actually pointless.

  • Very useful. All you need is bulletproof and fireproof armor and you can be almost immortal.

  • Being immune to bullets, fire and bears would be a more pointless superpower than being immune to everything except those three things. You could get through life extremely well so long as you avoid getting shot, being burned and pissing off wild bears.

  • well this is genuinely good power

  • As long as I avoid being shot, burned, and mauled, I would be invincible.

  • Sucks if u live in Alaska

  • Yeah you'd also be like metal if you got bit by a shark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!