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Are You A Zombie?

  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.

  • specifically bears? XD

  • shit would be useful, mang.

  • this is a really good power this means, among other things, that you cannot catch cold, or could be the best say, boxer in the world

  • The power to be blind while closing your eyes

  • The Power To Leave A Like, Subscribe And Share This With A Friend! And Without Further Ado, Let Us Start The Dankiness!

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.

  • Very useful. All you need is bulletproof and fireproof armor and you can be almost immortal.

  • Bet the bank a million dollars you can jump off the empire state building and survive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!