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Are You A Zombie?

  • If you ever get a time machine. Youd be walking around Hiroshima trolling them.

  • specifically bears? XD

  • shit would be useful, mang.

  • The power to be blind while closing your eyes

  • YES AIDS IMMUNITY FTW!!

  • this is a really good power this means, among other things, that you cannot catch cold, or could be the best say, boxer in the world

  • The Power To Leave A Like, Subscribe And Share This With A Friend! And Without Further Ado, Let Us Start The Dankiness!

  • WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR WITH A GUN! also, fire.

  • Easy to get rich with: hold grenade, pull trigger, not die. Also would make it easy to get hired by the Mythbusters.

  • well this is genuinely good power

  • Correction; WATCH OUT FOR THAT BEAR THATS ON FIRE AND HAS A GUN!

  • You guys just wait for the shotgun fire bears.

  • The Power To Have The Power To Have The Power To Hav..

  • Cool, I can't drown :)

  • Thats still rather good, depending on which part of the world your in, say Texas compared to Wales, one has alot more guns than the other. And well unless your a hunter, or live in fuck off no where, you most likely wont find any bears. And fire, well dont be a twat and run into a campfire.

  • Sucks if u live in Alaska

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!