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Are You A Zombie?

  • Now you can have BB gun fights with absolutely no risk!

  • 13% of your body should be randomly bullet proof, and it resets every day when you wake up!

  • why not add another 37% :P

  • Just shot yourself in the head 10 times and become more than 100% bulletproof

  • Unfortunately, being bullet proof does not help with being homework-proof from school. Especially when you waste your time sitting around making comments on pointless super powers and sometimes making your own.

  • the 13 percent is concentrated all on your balls

  • so there is a chance that you might live but more likely die?

  • The power to fly but every second you do your iq is lowered by 70 points

  • The power to teleport 0.000000001cm far?

  • Does this mean 13% of your body is bullet proof, or your body is 13% more bullet resistant?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!