The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!