the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to taste your own spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!