The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Black power

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be a human

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power of cheese

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!