The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Melting

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!