the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to silence explosions.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to die but once

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!