The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!