The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to die on command

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!