The power to have children at will.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to poo.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!