The power to see five seconds into the future.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the power to summon a massive midget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!