The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!