The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!