The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!