The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to cry acid tears

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!