The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to become a JELLY

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to be powerless

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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THe power too spel.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!