the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to eat waffles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!