The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to eat bread

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The power to peak braille

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to have a black president

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!