The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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I'm a giant di

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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the power of being republican

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!