The power to close your nose

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!