The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!