The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!