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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to write a country song

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The power to find lost socks.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!