The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!