The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!