Acid pee

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to clap with one hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!