The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to remember th...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!