the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to see through glass

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!