The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!