Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!