The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to even

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!