the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!