The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!