Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to fail at everything you

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!