the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!