the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to be blind

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!