The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!