the power... to read this

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to remember th...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!