The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Acid tears.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!