the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Acid pee

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!