The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to be phone

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!