The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to die.

The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

the power to change the colour of your urine

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

The power not to be Chuck Norris

The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

The power think five times slower.

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!