The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!