The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!