The power to play a flute with your ass

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make remotes invisible

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!