The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to look TV

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!