The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to die

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!