The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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lol

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Being Yianni.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to jump

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!