The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!