The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to control sloths

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!