The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the ability to post here

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The power to die while dieing

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!