The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to create another human

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Super-slowness

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to do one push-up

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!