The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!