The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!