The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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KeemStar

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The power to see all things visible

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to see through glass

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!