The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to clap with one hand.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!