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Are You A Zombie?

  • I could find plenty of ways this power wouldn't be pointless. About to get your ass kicked? Teleport behind the guy and choke him out.

  • sounds like Flash in League of Legends.

  • or you could teleport on the 31st at 11:50 and get the money from the vault, then teleport back on the 1st.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!