the power to frow up when your not sick.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!