The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to read this.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!