The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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shit and piss at the same time

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!