the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!