The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to see stuff

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!