To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!