the power to kiss your own ass

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!