The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to watch tv

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The power to see forever

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!