The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be a normal human

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to die at will

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to die at will

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!