I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Being a freemason

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!